… And Hello

… And Hello

Congratulations!! You’re here. *Offers you tea and biscuits* Well, what do you think? Pretty swanky, huh? So I better get started and show you around… The background is a picture of what is probably my favourite place in London. For those of you who don’t recognise the bustling streets and colourful stalls, it is Portobello […]

The Shiny Scales

The Shiny Scales

This is long overdue… I hope you guys don’t hate me Now, I know I shouldn’t be surprised, most households have them but it has come to my attention that the majority of homes have invested in at least one fancy, shiny kitchen appliance. However, I never thought my family would be part of this […]

The Awkward Bus Journey – Part Two

The Awkward Bus Journey – Part Two

Against all odds, they didn’t fall into a phone-sized pond. We continued our day in Brent Cross, dreading the text we were expecting from our relentless admirers. We spent the day aimlessly window shopping or buying see-through t-shirts, that would only be acceptable to wear during the sport we would never get round to doing.  As […]

The Awkward Bus Journey – Part One

The Awkward Bus Journey – Part One

Before I start this blog, I would like to point out that I am writing this under duress. One of my closest friends has been very subtle in telling me that I have not yet written a blog which includes her. By subtle I mean, she told me to write a blog about her. So […]

Illiterate Cyborgs

Illiterate Cyborgs

I realise that there has been a slight delay for my next blog and I flatter myself in thinking that you are all very disappointed in me for depriving you from such literary delight and for that, I apologise. Now, this is usually the part in which I give you some excuse to why my blogs disappeared into the depths […]

THE ZOO

THE ZOO

On the 5th October, the year 11 triple biology class went to London Zoo on a school trip. The aim of the trip was to analyse animal behaviour.  Which you may have already guessed … On our way to the Zoo, we were distracted for a good 10 minutes by various bridges and the ducks underneath. […]

The Top Knot

The Top Knot

The blessed top knot. How would I get through my daily school life without you? Designed purely for ‘Casual Friday’, but now I am happy to announce that every day is my ‘Casual Friday’! I am here writing this blog because I am beginning to familiarize myself with those lovely ‘going-back-to-school nerves’  and I find myself thinking about some […]

The Disappearing Act

The Disappearing Act

During the summer holidays, for two weeks, my family and I always go to rural France to spend time with the French side of our family. As you can imagine there all sorts of bugs and critters, of every shape and size. I have never been a big fan of insects, so when I am […]

Procrastination

Procrastination

I know, I haven’t written a blog for a while, however it is not because of procrastination that I have failed in writing my usual witty, amusing and interesting piece. I want to say that it is because I lack inspiration or nothing worth writing about has actually happened to me recently, but then I would […]

The Candyfloss Dog

The Candyfloss Dog

Now, I have a confession. To some of you this is an absolutely brilliant thing, to others this is the worse possible aspect of my personality you have yet to come across and some of you couldn’t care less. What is it, you ask? Well I shall tell you. I am a very, VERY big Harry Potter […]